I do believe I missed a period. That has not happened in over 20 years. Don’t hold your breath, it’s not that kind of moment. It’s another kind of milestone. The one when you realize that your so called childbearing years are behind you and your ovaries are winding down…..to the place where your estrogen takes a nosedive and you have no sex drive and you want to verbally assault anyone who pisses you off. I can now see why women of a certain age get stereotyped.
I have flashes of memories as a teenager when I unexpectedly found suppositories under the bathroom sink and wondered what they were for. Well, now I know. Vaginal estrogen – yipee! Fun times. I’m going to see my naturopath to investigate further what I might do about my nether regions going on strike. My doctor says I should make friends with my vagina. I don’t see why, though, she’s been a bitch to me for years.